Dinosauritis

by Unlike Lee

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Dinosaur Hip Hop

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released 22 October 2010
Patrick Tuckey

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Track Name: Stygimoloch
Stygimoloch - righteous dude
Punctual and pays his dues
Dome and horns not well defined
Has his faults but I don’t mind
Why can’t everybody love him?

Lives in North America
Hell Creek Formation y’know
Fresh and brackish-water clays
Montana like my friend Dave
The last part of the Cretaceous period

Stygimoloch, his look is def
Name means "horned devil from the river of death"

Thick-skulled wizard with spikes on his head
He’s a crazy lookin, long muzzle, misunderstood,

He may look fierce like he wants you for a snack
Here’s a little known fact

He has feelings - he feels feelings
Don’t call him a devil - you’ll drive him away
He cares about his friends - he just wants to play
Track Name: Diplodocus
Diplodocus’ body is like a suspension bridge.

To support his weight he always needs at least 3 legs on the ground.
Track Name: Triceratops
T-ri-ceratops. He’s the top tops of them all.
I used to think that they ran in herds.
But that’s just absurd.
They’re actually quite solitary.
Also they’re herbivores - that means they’re vegetari-ans.

Meet my triceratops - literally translates “3 horned face”
He’s always got my back in a million ways
Function of the horns and frill
If you think it’s for the TRex I’m a hit you with the real deal
It’s a courtship thing - he’s a lover not a fighter
The horny horned t-tops is pimp and an innovator
Maaaaddd props!
Track Name: Edmontosaurus
Complicated history of taxonomy
All the other dinosaurs they just wanna be
Just like him but he’s an individual
Thespesius, Trachodon - who you think you’re kiddin’ now?

Edmontosaurus was the first to know
Cause he looked up in the sky and saw the asteroid
He went to his friends and he gave them a hug
Said “It’s the end but that’s okay cause we got nothin’ but love”

I just heard the news about the asteroid
Can we please pretend this isn’t the end?
My duck-billed friend
Track Name: Euplocephalus
Euoplocephalus - tends to confound us
His name’s been misspelled in more than a dozen ways
He’s an ankylosaurid - his dance moves are fluid
He’s a 2-tonne, low-slung, short baller with stout legs
His rear legs are larger - his eyelids have armour
Studded with short spikes, dermal scutes, like crocodiles
Let’s talk about his tail now - gotta club - for impaling
Each piece of armour composed of thick oval plating
He’s a four-door herbivore - now don’t you forget
He’s got well-armored head

Complicated nose design - your sense of smell is so divine
He’s got a super sense of humour - his sense of humour is super duper
Track Name: Supersaurus
Watch the massive supersaurus
Loves his leaves lives near the forest
He can’t go in to interconnect
So he chills nearby and uses his neck

No longer welcome at the salad bar
Supersaurus chews while he plays his guitar
He’s not the largest of the sauropods
But he’s got the sickest name so you better watch your mouth

I’m a hit you with some stats - these rhymes are realsie
Thunder thighs, Super size - he’ll break a see-saw, see?
He can’t fly, he’s stuck on the ground
His tail alone is a million pounds

42 meters long - 17 tall
If you ride him like a horse you gotta long way to fall down
Down you go from his head to his paws
A 12 meter neck - and his toes have thumb claws
Track Name: Stegosaurus
Stegosaurus dinosaur
They found one in portugal
Row of armor dermal plates
Even has a second brain

Thagomizer tail spikes
Are they for show or for the fights
They overlap so many tail vertebrae
Limits their moves so who’s to say

Stegosaurus you’re the one for us
Won’t forget that you protect us
From the fearsome allosaurus
Track Name: Compsognathus
Comsognathus comin’ atchas
Name translates to elegant jaw
Tiny dino, Es muy bueno, Makes me laugh - his jokes are flawless

Tail used for balance during locomotion getting about
Delicate skull that’s narrow and long, with a tapered snout

He’s real small but his dreams are large,
Can’t work for the man - gotta be in charge,
He’s entrepreneurial - rhymes are satirical
Always shows up with the freshest material

He’s a wordsmith, when the mic’s on
His skills are sick - drops words like bombs,
Call him a chicken? Watch your mouth,
He’ll take you to school and show you what it’s about.
Track Name: T-Rex
TRex in the house he’s gonna get you
Tyrant Lizard is a bipedal carnovore
Massive skull balanced by a long heavy tail
He’ll rip you open and feast on your entrails

You better not be talking smack about his tiny arms
He’ll take offense and then he’ll break your face
His top running speed is not very fast
But when he gets you he gets you for the last time
Track Name: Pterodactyl
Pterodactyl you’re gonna tear me apart
I swear it’s the last time
That I’ll trust a flying dinosaur

Graceful wings Gracing the wind, I thought you were a bat,
But now I know better than that.

I chased you til I captured you, I thought you’d make a kick-ass sweater.
But now I know better.

Pterodactyl you’re gonna tear me apart
But you’ll always have a special place in my heart.
Track Name: Eoraptor
Eoraptor - the last chapter

Dawn Plunderer - Mini Wonderer
When he outnumbers - he’ll rip you asunder
Hear tiny thunder? Watch out thereunder,
He’s a hungry hunter, better find a bunker

You ought to absconder, Never mind your transponder,
He’s gonna encumber, Watch out thereunder!
Hear tiny thunder? You better wonder!
I need a teleprompter. Superconductor.